Funniest and Most Embarrassing Stories

I once forgot...

I once forgot that I had put dye in my hair and went outside to mow the lawns. I sweated and the dye ran over my face. That would have been ok if i'd remembered and gone inside and washed it off. But no, I carried on outside, baking that dye into my skin under the hot New Zealand sun. Good one.
I only rememered four hours later when I went to the bathroom and saw the result. What an idiot. That dye did NOT come off. I lived for a week with a blotchy purple and red face.

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I once forgot...

My flatmate once ate a whole pineapple and after he finished I said to him, "I thought you don't like pineapple". And he goes, "I forgot". I wondered how someone could forget that don't like something and then I understood. What he meant was, he didn't like pineapple because he was allergic to it. His mouth swelled up and his tongue was so fat and thick, he couldn't talk properly. That night we all went out for dinner with a group of friends. The waitress, thinking he was mentally handicapped talked to him all night very, very slowly. Ha, ha, it was so funny but he was so embarrassed.

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